So you don't like the fact that they are getting rid of your favorite TV show: Teenage Mutant Blossom Rangers, and you want to do everything you can to prevent it. What can you, a twenty-something college student with no money do? Start a Facebook group!
They have an amazing success rate. So far they have successfully:
-Elected Various individuals President in 2008, despite their only being one position.
-Prevented the 'new' Facebook layout.
-Made Pluto a planet again.
-Cured Cancer
-Stopped all Prejudice and Bigotry
So why not start a group?! They have an amazing degree of functionality in the world. Say for instance that I am CEO of a large corporation that thinks its cool to dump waste into your mouth, the only way I might reconsider is if 75,000 college kids join a group on a social networking site. THAT, my friends, is how it works.
Join my group People of the world curing everything and fixing a lot of stuff because we are awesome.
Thank you.
2 comments for this post
Mmmm. Satire.
Ah ha ha I thought I was going to get Rick Rolled but then it was just a McRoll....
I think we should also start a group called "bring back the unicorns and sparkles," I'm sure we'll win or change or succeed or whatever you do when everyone signs up.